Aberystwyth Students Scare Off The SAS!

Despite his training as a former S.A.S. soldier, the threat of criticism was too much for Tim Spicer (Scaredy Spice) chief executive of Sandline International, the private army-rentamob responsible for the carnage in Bougainville among other atrocities. Timmy was due to give a lecture at the university of Wales Aberystwyth on "The role of private armies in the emerging global order." When he was informed by the uni' that he might face opposition he decided to chicken out -Unwilling to speak to anyone who might disagree with his own brutal line. Scaredy spice was disgraced as the commander of 2 British army soldiers who killed an unarmed Catholic teenager in N. Ireland, shooting him in the back. "Hurrah!

- We Won!" said one student. "But, we're sorry to have missed out on the chance to throw rotting vegetables at Timmy."