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Kind readers, we welcome you to the new editors and implore you to let us knaa if owt happens doon your way. Please phone, post or e-mail us if you do any actions against the global capitalist scum system. Also please tell us if we dee owt rang or irritating. Ideas and MONEY gratefully received, we won’t spend any of it on dog. GAN CANNY, next edition will look forward to the Venereal Bede’s miscalculated millennium and how we can celebrate a Geordie not knaaing his sums. ANY IDEAS? HA WAY LETS BE CREATIVE AND BUG THE FUCK OUT OF THEM