Ethical Sheep Streak

The AGM season kicked off in Edinburgh on 11th April with the first ever Lloyds/TSB meeting. Many shareholders were given their first taste of LAMB activities as concerned shareholders delayed the start with stink bombs and alarms. Having thrown these devious agitators out, the security guards were then faced with ethical streakers. Nine activists took their clothes off to reveal slogans painted on their bodies, exposing the naked truth about Lloyds/TSB’s policies. After Sir Robin Ibbs regained control of the meeting, the board was subjected to searching questions and intermittent rants and streaks from LAMB. Outside the press were delighted with attempted moonies with debt = death being the ‘bottom’ line for Lloyds/TSB. There were no arrests despite a concerted effort by one shareholder to ensure full media coverage. Three others were kept in police custody until their clothes arrived. Tip for the future is - more vaseline. LAMB are now wondering how to surpass all this at the Midland-HSBC at the Barbican in London on May 31st. Come along and be part of the fun. Contact LAMB on 0161 274 4665.