Revolutionary Pedestrian Front!

On Friday the 2nd June the RPF held their first action at the launch of the new Alfa Romeo. "Tonight you will not witness the launch of the new Alfa Romeo, you will witness its demise," they declared. As the RPF streamed into the building, suits and faces crumpled and they took the stage. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We have come here tonight to declare war on your new car," said one member. Another read out the new road deaths statistics. Security Guards began edging them towards the door when there was a clattering din and the car showered in flour, stinkbombs and yellow paint. Then they scarpered ...There were 4 arrests. Isn't it time the RPF were active in your area?