Local News

Blackmore Vale EF

"We are alive and so grotesquely busy that we haven't got time to describe what we're up to, except to say that we're off to Twyford with a marquee, a lawnmower, a slide projector and seven EF!ers."

Cardiff Uni Green Group

“We shall be having a major anti-roads campaign in the next couple of weeks, involving fly-posting banners across bridges going over all major roads in Cardiff. We shall also be having an anti-mahogany demo outside Texas DIY on Sat 5th March, with a few CRISP officers on duty...

Stroud Valleys EF!

In the only prosecution in the country, three people are due to appear in a Stroud court on charges resulting from a Mahogany Liberation CRISPO Action. The court has been booked for two whole days, 9th and 10th May so that Ursula, Jeremy and a 16 year old can defend themselves against charges under Section 5 of the Public Order Act (behaviour likely to cause distress).

Wolves EF!

tell us FADS are still selling mahogany? We couldn’t possibly comment... but maybe they deserve a visit.

Worthing EF!

Those south coast sabs have the following message from an anonymous donor that seemed to lose (or gain) something in the translation. Well here goes...

An ELF action took place in the spirit of the romantic occasion... An unfortunate incident which involved the sad demise of a number of Mr. Arc's army. A small victory against the oncoming tarmac marauders. Please by all means contact them and they will deny all knowledge.