Earth First! Action Update
Archive of the Earth First! Action Update – the newsletter of the UK EF! network 1991-2012
EFAU 8 - December 1993Back to list of articles in this issue

Elfs In Holland

We've heard that during International Earth Week, fairies and elfs have been "earthing" themselves and getting back to nature worldwide. Word has been blown through the trees that some elfs and fairies gathered in Holland for a party. As if by magic, slogans appeared on the walls of the Scientific Council and strangely its doors would not open.

Blood sports equipment seemed to collapse in terror when they heard the fairies rustling in the trees. As to be expected on Earth Night, those things tearing, mauling, raping and polluting the earth seemed to be frozen in their tracks The road monster and autosaurus were also the subject of mischief as a gentle reminder to the sticky situation they are creating. The elfs and fairies warned they would defend the earth in radical ways from nature destroying objects, authorities and companies, elfs and fairies world-wide will be showing their love for the earth on February 14th - the next International Earth Night!!